FOUR FRUITY STICKS BARE ALL!

FOUR FRUITY STICKS BARE ALL !

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I responded to a GREAT DEAL l I saw online: ‘4 DWARF FRUIT TREES THREE APPLE & ONE PEAR FOR £19.99 FREE POSTAGE’.  How could I resist, I had all ready purchased a little PEAR TREE locally and thought these would be ideal to  assist me in creating a little ORCHARD in my FRONT GARDEN.

This is my FIRST PURCHASE:

 

These are my ONLINE PURCHASE:

According to Ronald I have bought FOUR STICKS!

When we arose this morning, Ronald said ” I’m off to pick some fruit for breakfast”

There may be quite a lot of LADYGARDEN BREAKFASTS before Eve can pick Adam an apple!

Yours Fruitily

Celia

P.S. Apologies for presentation, wordpress decided to do it’s own thing. It’s been a rough couple of days. I received an OUTSTANDING BILL for £400 for my deceased mother, a purchaser of my online auction item of ‘a child’s vintage pram for RESTORATION’ for which they paid £7.99 decided it wasn’t MUSEUM quality and complained and I bought 4 sticks!