OH HELL!!!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, Ronald has only DRIVEN to SNOWDONIA to CHECK HIS EYESIGHT!!!

It’s a LONG WAY from Devon.

Yours Dodgely

Celia

WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT’S PINK!

What do you think my dear ladies and occasional gentleman?

It’s PINK and Ronald is in a BLUE FUNK.

Yours Pinkily

Celia

p.s. Serves him right for putting bleach down the toilet again without telling me! Needless to say, I’m sitting on a cushion.
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