DAHLIA GRAVEYARD – RONALD STRIKES AGAIN

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman this is my dahlia graveyard. I have nurtured them along and they were flourishing, I was waiting for the rain to stop so I could plant them. Went out yesterday lovely sunny day to find this.

My dear Ronald had stuck in a pot right next to them a DEAD plant that was in my compost bin and he thought I had thrown out by mistake.
Tucked away in this DEAD plant was a HUGE snail who has devoured the leaves off of everyone of my thriving dahlias overnight.
See said DEAD plant in the pink pot!

This my dear ladies and occasional gentleman is why he is only allowed to mow lawns.

Yours Fumingly

Celia

HUGS AND LAUGHTER IN BOOKS

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman we all need HUGS and we all need LAUGHTER.

Come and visit my village St Urith With Well in my BOOKS.

Heartwarming funny stories, oh and the occasional murder, kidnapping, family secret and love matches.

Amazon ebook 99p, paperback free on KU

Yours Bookishly

Celia

P.s. TAP ON PICTURE

MIFFED NOW SMUG

MIFFED NOW SMUG my dear ladies and occasional gentleman is definitely the expression you can see here.

Miffed because I put her out of the shower when she managed to jump in with me.

Smug because she managed to pull the warm towel of the towel rail to sit on

Yours Wetly

Celia

FLYING CAT!!!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman at 3am this morning I was awoken by a FLYING CAT

It hit my BEDROOM window with a LOUD THUMP

The only evidence 3 clumps of GREY FUR

Yours Cattily

Celia

SOCKING & BLOCKING

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I finally believe I have the hang of this SOCKING & BLOCKING malarkey.

 

TELEVISION WAKE UP – D-DAY VETERANS V BBC MEANIES!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman Ronald WOKE me at an UNGODLY HOUR this morning so that I could put the SUBTITLES on the TELEVISION so that the SOUND wouldn’t WAKE ME UP!!!

Thank you my dear friend Theresa for gifting Ronald the TV  and which he has INSTALLED in THE BEDROOM!

Yours Grumpily

Celia

P.S. AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE BBC STOPPING FREE TV LICENSES FOR OVER 75’s

WE HAVE JUST CELEBRATED OUR VETERANS D-DAY – NICE WAY TO THANK THEM BBC!

THE FLIP SIDE

THE FLIP SIDE my dear ladies and occasional gentleman is this.

When your DELIGHTFUL granddaughter smooths your hair away keeping her little hands holding your face and says,

“YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY WITH YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT GRANNY.”

The FLIP SIDE – ten minutes later,

“GRANNY WHY HAVE YOU GOT TWO CHINS?”

Here she is COMMUNING with the COWS, temporary ladder in place to prevent her JOINING them.

WRITING OR SOCK KNITTING?

WRITING OR SOCK KNITTING yes my dear ladies and occasional gentleman I’m on the horns of a dilemma, whether to WRITE or whether to KNIT SOCKS!

My dear little ghostly writer is pushing me for my next adventure but these ADORABLE SOCKS are SIREN SINGING……………KNIT ME! KNIT ME! KNIT ME!

Oh well, head down for an hour and then let me at those SOCK NEEDLES and GORGEOUS SEASCAPE YARN.

Yours Busily

Celia