COSMETIC CITRUS TART RHINOPLASTY

COSMETIC CITRUS TART RHINOPLASTY

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman I write whilst looking like this…..

There was an INCIDENT whilst packing our bags at TESCOS checkout. This wouldn’t have happened if we had been in WAITROSE!

We had popped out for a quick shop and whilst at the checkout packing our bags, Ronald WACKED me on the nose with a BOX OF TWO LEMON CITRUS TARTS!

I am taking his word that it was an ACCIDENT.

Yours Nosely

Celia

PHYSALIS

PHYSALIS

Whilst shopping with Ronald,  unfortunately TESCOS not WAITROSE as it was the closest; I felt in need of a little boost of POTASSIUM. So I popped into the trolley next to the ‘BLACK TOWER’ Fruity White, (fresh, smooth and fruity just like me) a packet of mixed dried fruit and nuts. Fairly innocuous I hear you say, well you would think so. Ronald and I stopped on the way home in a quiet spot and indulged ourselves and I must say it did leave a tangy taste in my mouth.

On arriving home as I went to dispose of the empty packet I noticed the ingredients, one of which was Physalis! To say I was shocked was an understatement, it doesn’t take a genius to work out the anagram!

I write this as a warning CHECK THE INGREDIENCE OF YOUR NUTS BEFORE YOU INDULGE!

Yours Tangily

Celia