PENCHANT FOR PORN

PENCHANT FOR PORN yes my dear ladies and occasional gentleman it is appears that I am gifted.

As some of you know I dabble with a little bit of writing.

As you can see I still favour a QUILL.

My dear son suggested I write one as there seems to be such a demand. So I considered it and thought I’d have a go, in a ladylike way of course.

I sat in the LADYGARDEN with a NOTEBOOK, wrote 3,500 WORDS, had SEX three times and all before LUNCH!

I do believe I have a PENCHANT FOR PORN.

Yours Excitedly

Celia

The Red Carpet

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How exciting I have been nominated for a ‘Blog’ award, I think in this instance I must ignore the vulgar word.

A new reader to my little Bliss nominated me a dear lady called Silver Threads (what were her parents thinking).

According to the rules I have to list seven things about myself and nominate another. So here goes.

1. I am lucky enough to have Her Majesty as one of my dearest friends
2. I am lucky enough to have the same husband now as I did in the beginning
3. I am lucky enough to have 3 children who live in different parts approx 3 1/2 hrs drive away
4. I am lucky enough to have been locked on Brighton Pier with The Rolling Stones
5. I am lucky enough to have sung in the Albert Hall, London
6. I am lucky enough to perform with The Fannys, Fannying Around
7. I am lucky enough to write scripts, stories, pantomimes and my little bliss.
I nominate thedrunkencyclist.com

Yours Awardedly

Celia

SUITCASE, SCRIBING & MAKTUBAT

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SUITCASE, SCRIBING & MAKTUBAT.

I thought you might be interested to see, my dear mothers elderly small SUITCASE. One of my earliest memories is of mum popping a letter in her case. She was a great letter writer and my brother and I were encouraged from an early age to write letters especially THANK YOU LETTERS. When we were very small these were small little notes with just a few words and our names painstakingly formed, often with a little stick figure picture.

This letter writing was quite a painful experience for my brother who struggled with his reading and writing when young and having me as a little sister who was reading and writing by the time I reached 4 made it harder. But however long it took it would be finished and mum would place the letters carefully in an envelope and we would take turns in posting them in the letter box.

What excitement we felt when we received a LETTER or a POSTCARD and if I am honest I still enjoy receiving a proper letter now even though they are very few. Most of us use E-MAIL, TEXT or other SOCIAL MEDIA to communicate and that’s great because we all love to hear from our friends and family but there isn’t anything quite like a hand written letter.

My mother’s case contained every single letter and thank you note she had received dating from 1949, including letters she had sent my father when they were COURTING. Letters and notes from family including children, grandchildren and great grandchildren and letters from friends. A WHOLE LIFETIME OF LETTERS. What a gift she has left us, a case full of history.

Lining the bottom of the case was a piece of NEWSPAPER dated  25 August 1964 and has an advert for the forerunner of cheap flights amongst other gems. Funnily enough I once worked for this newspaper.

This has made me think that perhaps I should make an effort to write and send more letters, notes and cards. I have even purchased a storage box from the charity shop to start my own collection of MAKTUBAT.

Yours Writely

 

Celia

DEATH OF A KINDLE

To get back to our KINDLE Group meeting, it was very exciting. We were critiquing, Dorothy Ledgers very own e-book. Quite honestly I didn’t know what to say. One doesn’t want to quash creative spirit but I’ve had more interest reading the instructions on a MARKS & SPENCER gourmet dinner. No wonder it only costs 44p. I think it was typed by a dyslexic school leaver. Not that I don’t have sympathy for dyslexics, I am short-sighted myself.

Of course LAYLA LAVERNE spouted on. She thinks she is a bony-fidy author since she had her letter published in ‘TAKE A BREAK’. With a name like hers I think she would be better suited to BURLESQUE!

Ronald is distraught, Roley jumped on his KINDLE and it is no more, it is deceased, gone to the other side.

Yours Sadly

Celia